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In Soviet Russia… jokes (Russian reversal)

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A small list I assembled throughout the years:SignReadsYOU

  1. In America, your work determines your marks.
    In Soviet Russia, Marx determines your work!
  2. In America, you watch Big Brother.
    In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watches you!
  3. In the US, you catch a cold.
    In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!
  4. In America, you crush ice.
    In Soviet Russia, the ice crushes you!
  5. In America, you break law.
    In Soviet Russia, law breaks you!
  6. In America, you assassinate presidents.
    In Soviet Russia, presidents assassinate you!
  7. In America, you wear  shirt
    In Soviet Russia, the shirt wears you!
  8. In America, you can get a Wii.
    In Soviet Russia, we can get you!
  9. In America, you breakdance
    In Soviet Russia, dance breaks you!
  10. In America, you hunt animals.
    In Soviet Russia, animals hunt you!
  11. In America, you play Super Mario.
    In Soviet Russia, “Super Mario” Stalin plays you!
  12. In America, you can steal a van.
    In Soviet Russia, a van can steal you!
  13. In America, you follow the rules.
    In Soviet Russia, rule follows you!
  14. In America, you can crack jokes.
    In Soviet Russia, your jokes can crack you!
  15. In America, you find things on a browser
    In Soviet Russia, the browser find things on you!
  16. In America, you can delete you browser history.
    In Soviet Russia, your browser history can delete you!
  17. In America, you play the game.
    In Soviet Russia, The Game Plays You!
  18. In America, you watch Television.
    In Soviet Russia, television watches You!
  19. In America, you can always find a party.
    In Soviet Russia, the Party always finds you!
  20. In America, you burn a CD.
    In Soviet Russia, CD burns you!

Just some sources: Wikipedia EN, Uncyclopedia ENYakov Smirnoff Wiki-EN.

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Publicado por em 30 30UTC Dezembro 30UTC 2014 em Humor

 

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